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    The Crash Pad Series Queer Porn Review: Episode 189 – Lyric Seal and Louise Thirteen

    The Crash Pad Series Queer Porn Review: Episode 189 – Lyric Seal and Louise Thirteen

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    By ThoughtswithAD on February 27, 2016 Media Reviews, Reviews
    Beginning to unwrap the lovely pinup gift that is Louise Thirteen in her lap, Lyric Seal starts with soft kisses and sucking on her collarbone line. An enticing and moan inducing start to Episode 189 at CrashPadSeries.com. A few tongue deep kisses and slaps to the chest later, things really start to turn up when Louise Thirteen answers Lyric Seal's comment of “You're squirmy? with “Yes, your Highness.” Now if that doesn't turn you on just a little, I have to assume you have an actual royal title of some kind. If so, why are you reading this review!? Feel free to email support@theswingset.com for further questioning. Okay back to the show!
    Not content with the Ms. Thirteen's blouse or bra, Lyric reveals a single breast at first. they twist the nipple with fingers followed by tongue. Of course, one breast is feeling left out, so Lyric moves to ravish the remaining breast. As per ordered, Louise Thirteen returns to her knees on the floor while Lyric goes to prepare the bedroom with a few surprises. Guiding Louise to the bed, and out of her tight skirt, Lyric soon climbs up to assist with quick panty removable. After a gentle stroke up the leg and mound, Lyric reaches for a pair of purple gloves and lube. As per requested by her highness, Ms. Thirteen squirts on the lube and lays back to start receiving the handful of pleasure to come her way. After a few deep kisses, Lyric slowly begins stroking and watching the action closely as if to dive in. Lyric looks up to Louise and tells her to look for her surprise under the pillows, a large purple vibrator. However, Louise guesses right that Lyric has a fat strap-on dildo under their dress waiting for her as well. Not satisfied with the location, the pair moves back to Lyric's wheelchair across the room.
    Louise Thirteen starts to show off her cock sucking skills on the large condom covered dildo, to Lyric's moaning delight. “Get it all wet,” has Lyric reaching and pulling Louise for some more kissing before asking, “You wanna get fucked with it?” With a nod and not so graceful climb on, Louise's starts to slowly ride the large dildo; most of which disappearing inside her to the tune of her enticing soft moans of pleasure. Soon the start ride isn't enough, and Louise's position is switched to cowgirl style with her alabaster behind back into Lyric's lap as the riding continues.The beautiful soon quickens to a decisive pace eliciting Louise's beautiful smiling orgasm. Louise smiles and slowly slides off to stand onto wobbly sky high heeled legs.
    “Do you want to make me cum now?” Lyric asks with a nod as Louise guides them back to the bed to undress them slowly. After a few strokes and removal of panties, Lyric gives Louise the okay to start playing with their chest. Louise teases out their nipples with her sucking and full mouth kisses. Soon this is not enough as Louise's snaps on her gloves and lube to begin stroking Lyric's handsome downstairs in all directions. “Ah yeah keep going,” Lyric screams as Louise's hand stroking peaks then pulls out the vibrator to finish the orgasmic job. Lyric's orgasm brings out a large gasp flowed by the smiling face and bringing Louise in for a few kisses and giggles to seal this episode. What really turned me on about this episode was the open playful communication and I strive for that in moments of passion with my partner. Plus the pin up girl style will never go away for it's iconic sweet sexiness, so keep it up Louise Thirteen! Thank you! 😉
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    "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth & taste,"- Rolling Stone, Sympathy for the Devil. No ThoughtswithAD is not the devil, but a decent tribute by the Rolling Stones none the less. As a new blogger/reviewer to every changing internet, figured it best to start on a familiar phrase. Speaking of familiar, I'm professional packaging designer with designs in major department stores across the US & UK. However my mind is a totally different story, hence the name. Either singing along to Queen on the way to work or spotting life's oddities around the corner, I like to give each thought it's own unique spotlight. In continuing to explore more corners of life/mind, I'm now signing up to review PORN. I'm a straight, engaged, artistic heterosexual female. Why did I include artistic when I already said I'm a designer? Well you try drawing a naked man or woman for 8 hrs. for two years of schooling, then you can add artistic to your own description. Anyhow I hope to add a humorous and honest reviews to encourage more people to look at sex. As per Willie Nelson, " You are always on my mind," and we all know it' sex at some point in the day. So now I shall show my support of the industry with a little wit of course.

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    1. Louise Thirteen on February 27, 2016 11:56 am

      thank you so much for reviewing my episode! :*<3

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