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    Our First “You’re Gonna Burn…” Hatemail!

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    By Cooper S. Beckett on June 20, 2011 Cooper's Blog

    Hey all, Cooper here,

    Just got this bit of “hate mail” and wanted to share it with the group. You do know Hell is full of hottubs, right? It's from someone calling themselves “They Warned You” who reminds us that he is vanilla at the bottom of our contact form

    Who is the father of lust? Satan – John 8:44
    Who is going to remind God of all your sins when you die? Satan – Rev 12:10
    “But the tares are the sons of Satan, the father of lust. Bind the tares and burn them. Cast them into the everlasting fire” – Jesus
    “You shall not surely die” – Satan

    My question is about #2, I didn't realize God & Satan had such a nice little dialog going on where he comes up and tells God about all your sins when you die. Fascinating.

    Anyway, happy Monday everybody…go do some lusting!

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    About Cooper Cooper S. Beckett is the co-founder and host of Life on the Swingset: The Podcast since 2010, author of swinging & polyamory novels A Life Less Monogamous and Approaching The Swingularity, and memoir My Life on the Swingset: Adventures in Swinging & Polyamory. He teaches and speaks on swinging, polyamory, pegging, play parties, and coloring outside the boundaries of your sexuality. He is a graphic & web designer, photographer, and voice over artist, has been a guest expert on Dan Savage’s Savage Lovecast, & is the announcer of Tristan Taormino’s radio show Sex Out Loud. He is currently working on two instructional non-fiction books, one about beginning non-monogamy, and another about pegging.

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    3 Comments

    1. Jason Stotts on June 20, 2011 7:29 pm

      Congrats on your first hatemail!  I think that means LOTS is legit now! 

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      • Anonymous on June 20, 2011 7:30 pm

        Does this mean we should start trashing hotel rooms?

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    2. Kristy on June 21, 2011 1:29 pm

      LOVE IT! 🙂  

      Makes for a great laugh at the beginning of the week!  

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