Camming is a hard days work, and sometimes you just have to treat yourself to something… special. Stefani Special, in this case, delivered to Jacqueline Woods by a kind fan who has clearly taken a look at Jacq’s wish list in Episode 157 of The Crash Pad Series. I don’t know about you, but I am definitely hoping for Stefani Special under the Christmas tree this year. The scene starts with Jacqueline on the phone, letting off steam after a long day of cam work. She’s a little tense, understandably so as despite being asked for a plethora of things,…
Author: Jilly Boyd
Jilly Boyd
Jillian Boyd has been blogging about sex, love and relationships (as well as the general weird observations she tends to make) since 2011. She's also the author of a host of erotic short stories, and hopes to be the author of quite a few more. A freelance film pundit, Jillian often talks movies on Dork Adore and is hoping to figure out a way to actually move in to her local cinema and live there. She has recently taken up anthology editing, and describes working on her first anthology as an editor (Flappers, Jazz and Valentino, House of Erotica, 2014) as "utterly terrifying but genuinely glorious in the end". She is currently working on a second anthology. As an author, she's been published with the likes of Cleis Press, House of Erotica and Constable and Robinson. Curiosity is her greatest driver, along with caffeine and an open mind. Read more on ladylaidbare
I was asked to review FrolicMe for this website some time ago, and although I got a pretty good impression of the website and its workings, I’ve been hesitant in actually putting my thoughts down for you all. FrolicMe is a relatively new addition to the “female-friendly” porn site world, promising a new chapter in erotic cinema. It’s quite a lofty claim but to an extent, FrolicMe does provide something new: each film does not only come with a photo gallery but an erotic short story version of the film, written by an erotica writer of the website owner’s choice.…
Papí and Cyd read each other a bedtime story… only to do anything but go for a peaceful night’s sleep, in episode 187 of the Crash Pad Series. First off, I am loving Papí’s Aneros t-shirt. Just saying. The scene begins with Cyd reading to Papí from one of the many books in the Pad’s library of vintage gay smut. As good erotica tends to do, it sparks a little idea in Cyd’s head, and the two pretty much immediately abandon all further reading plans in favor of creating their own dirty story, starting off with a little bit of…
In Crash Pad Series Episode 155, Arabelle Raphael meets Emma Claire and, as you may expect, hotness ensues all over the place. God, I love Crash Pad. The scene is one of those which starts off very simply, with our two performers sharing some superhot kisses near the window in the morning light. The movie geek in me is definitely appreciating the stunning lighting here; almost making it look like this was shot in black and white (I would LOVE to see a Crash Pad episode done in a sort of vintage-y black and white style). Arabelle turns on the…
Sometimes, it really is better down where it’s wetter – a theory that Daisy Ducati and Ella Nova prove several times over in this spectacular installment of the Crash Pad Series, Episode 186. I was fortunate enough to catch an online sneak preview of this scene back when it was being filmed – praise the Crash Pad letting subscribers watch how they make all that magic – and the fact that there was so much majestic squirting going on when I tuned in was enough to make me very excited about getting to review this scene for Life on the…
Welcome to another Crash Pad Series review, episode 156 – this time, we’re in for some hot as hell Upstairs Downstairs-style role play with Ham Hawk, Minax and Hotlips Hooligan (when your name’s a reference to MASH, you’re a good’un in my book). The scene starts off with a bang – literally – as Ham and Hotlips are having very loud and very passionate sex (under the ever-watchful eye of the Keymaster, of course). Ham points out that Hotlips could do with being a little quieter, as “she might hear us.” She being Minax, who storms into the room in…
If you haven’t been up to date with the latest in porn news, then you might not know about the recent changes in UK censorship laws that have rendered some sex acts entirely illegal to depict through video-on-demand porn. Acts that, in this country, have already been declared illegal to depict in porn on DVD. Originally planned as a way to highlight the acts that were censored (such as fisting, caning, spanking, squirting and face sitting – you may have heard about the “face sit-in” that was held in protest), TROUBLEfilms’ “Ban This Sick Filth!” was eventually denied DVD distribution…
Crash Pad Series: Episode 154 – Andre Shakti and Tina Horn Welcome to another Crash Pad Series review, here on Life on the Swingset. This time around, Andre Shakti and Tina Horn have the keys to the kingdom – and it’s not long before the Crash Pad is sizzling with their chemistry. The scene starts with only Andre in the frame, patiently waiting for something… or someone to happen. Indeed, you can hear Tina before you see her, boots click-clacking on the floor as she circles around Andre and gives her the once-over. Tina Horn is one of my absolute…
Crash Pad Series – Episode 185 It’s time for another Crash Pad review, here on Life on the Swingset. This time, James Darling makes Juliette March a very thankful girl, over and over and over again. The scene starts with James and Juliette passionately kissing, as The Keymaster watches them. I don’t know about you, but I reckon that being The Keymaster to the Crash Pad is probably the best job going… Anyway. There’s lots of heavy petting and making out and it’s all very intense. James and Juliette seem really into each other and the chemistry is practically tangible.…
Looking back on the last 10 months, I wonder if I can remember a time when my sex life was different. I mean, of course I can. Of course I can remember being mercilessly teased for being overweight and being rejected by more guys than I’ve had desserts in my life. I had no sex life.