Hello there! Spying on me, huh? I can’t blame you; I have an unconventional life. Another reason I can’t blame you for peeping on me (you naughty thing) is that I’m the one who made it possible. I opened the door and let you in. I invited you into my home and made my whole darn life available for your viewing pleasure 24/7. Whether you’re in Canada or Cambodia, baby, I’m here for you. Perhaps you want a quick peek to see what I’m up to, like that time you caught me naked in shower or that night you grabbed…