Author: Ophilia Tesla

I did not like the iRide by Doc Johnson, plain and simple. It is intended for the user to sit on a rocking base where a vibrating dildo and clitoral bump reside. The idea is to have hands free dual stimulation. Well I tried all the suggested positions, as well as a few I came up with on my own and no dice. I used it on a couch sitting up and then with knees folded on either side, on the floor sitting up and then with knees folded to either side, on a bed sitting and then with knees…

I have tried a variety of harnesses, and the RodeoH Briefs certainly takes the cake. I felt as though I had a real cock protruding from this pair of super comfy, soft briefs. I have had a real desire to eliminate the subtle reminders that I do not actually have a penis that some harnesses tend to give. With these briefs, I was able to suspend my disbelief and fulfill my fantasy of having an extension with which I could fuck my partner to ecstasy. Let’s talk about the texture and material that make these briefs what they are. These…

Today’s Song: Crystallize – Lindsey Stirling Famous person I’d like to fuck: Ada Lovelace Fun Fact I’d like to relive my first experience meeting someone out for a non-monogamous date. I guess I hadn’t actually thought of it as a date, but actually just meeting someone new who I felt I had a friendly connection to (after only a few email correspondences and having listened to roughly 60 of his podcasts). I went to meet him in a hotel lobby bar, thinking it was going to be a pleasant conversation about entering into non-monogamy. Even with no expectations, I was so…

Today’s Song: Sex on Wheelz- My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult Famous person I’d like to fuck: Nikola Tesla Today’s Fun Fact As I am woken up yet again by a terrible nightmare that highlights all of my most real insecurities and fears, I am motivated to share my heart with all of cyberspace. Let me talk about how I feel at this moment, though this will be very out of sync with the timeline of how I got here. I am afraid of a girl who used to be my boyfriend’s love. It is irrational. No logic here.…