The Crash Pad Series episode 150 has such a fun yet sexy premise. Lance ArmStar and Q are two very sexy bois who were able to make me laugh and turn me on at the same time. Q arrives at the crash pad responding to a Craigslist ad. Lance has a pot Q is interested in acquiring. Lance is not sure if he’s ready to part with it yet since it’s good for so many things. Lance shows Q an example by smacking him on the ass with it. Apparently, he adds, it’s also great to cook some pasta with…
Author: Miko Technogeisha
Miko Technogeisha
Technogeisha is a sex positive kinkster with an insatiable curiosity. She and her husband spent lots of time hanging with the LA fetish crowd but never truly opened up. That all changed after finding Life on the Swingset. No longer content to be a virtual voyeur, she is actively pursuing the life non-monogamous. Having a passion for research (that apparently borders on fetish) has led her to mine the internet and devour books for information about all aspects of open relationships and sexuality. It’s wonderful to be invited to share that passion with all of you. Technogeisha not only writes but works behind the scenes on the Swingset.
I’m going to come right out and say it; it’s been a mostly horrible year. I say mostly because there have been some delightful moments but over all a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year. Being a day of thanks I wanted to write something about the delightful moments and in the process give you some perspective on the geisha household as of late. I got “fill your bucket” from a book I bought for my kids several years ago. It inspired kids to create happiness in their lives and the lives of others. By filling the bucket of…
With the popularity of Game of Thrones I wasn’t surprised when this book came my way. The title, Thrones of Desire, kind of gave it away. As a fan of the show and having enjoyed fantasy tales, I thought this would be a book for me. It was, but it wasn’t. Let me explain. While the title is fun, it wasn’t until I got the book that I realized it might have been trying too hard. In an attempt to make sure to get Game of Thrones fans they also included in the subtitle swords, mist and fire. So maybe…
Crash Pad Series episode 149 starts right off with Nikki Darling and Alani Pi kissing passionately. Nikki and Alani continue to kiss as they undress. Nikki’s expression then changes to one of mischievous thought. From Alani’s expression we can deduce that it’s fingers in her pussy first. Nikki moves in with her mouth. Fingers move deep inside while Nikki’s tongue works on Alani’s clit. It’s amazing to watch Alani get so aroused her eyes roll up into her head. This must be really intense but in a good way. They pause for more delicious kisses. After taking her pants off,…
I’m standing in line at the grocery store being assaulted by the loud personal conversation the guy in front of me is having on his cell phone. He’s been talking since I walked up and put my items on the conveyor belt. I’m trying to focus on checking email on my phone when in response to a question on the other end he replies, “Well, you wouldn’t turn your head to look at her but she’s nice.” I can no longer concentrate on what I’m doing at that point. I’m overwhelmed by the idea that some woman I don’t know…
The Crash Pad Series episode 148 finds us in a brand new crash pad. The Keymaster invites to the new crash pad two of the first keyholders, the hot and sultry Dylan Ryan along with the vivacious and sexy Courtney Trouble. They’re given a gift too! Dylan and Courtney enter the new crash pad to find the adorable Chelsea Poe all wrapped up in a bow. A note is attached; it’s from the Keymaster. It tells Dylan and Courtney that the Key Master has a gift for them: new space, new girl. Both are excited about their gift and Courtney…
We’ve always been a household that loves board games even before we had kids. They have grown up playing some kind of board game even before they could read. It started with Candyland then as they grew we moved onto games like Trouble, Sorry, Battleship and Clue. My 9 year old daughter loves to go to the game closet and peruse the many shelves of stacked games, most of them even older than she is. Recently she took down a surprise entry in our game night selection “The Game of Life.” I only worried the game would be too complicated…
The Crash Pad Series episode 147 stars the disarmingly sexy and cute J-Bird and the hot and feisty Bhuma Belle. This episode has a fun start that gives an exciting theme to this episode. J-Bird calls Bhuma to tell her they’ll be there in two minutes. In a delightful montage we see that two minutes turns into three hours! In that time Bhuma passes the time by treating herself to some Chinese food and a little time with her Magic Wand. By the time J-Bird finally shows up, Bhuma is fast asleep amongst her two past times. With gentle touches…
The first time I saw a vibrator was at Spencer Gifts. Middle school aged me was with my friend at the mall (Yes, I was a mallrat) where I picked up an elongated box and wondered aloud, “Oooh! What’s this??” If my friend knew, she didn’t let on; just took it out of my hand, put it back on the shelf then led me over to the poster rack and fiber optic table lamps we always looked at. That was the extent of my sex toy knowledge until I graduated from high school, the “adult” section of Spencer’s. That fall…
Not too long ago I had a thought pop in my head. I wish had a social anxiety/insecurity elevator speech. A three minute speech, like the safer sex elevator speech, that would let everyone know what degree of introvert/extrovert I am, that I’m incredibly terrified the first time I talk to someone and how I’ve been known to flee the room if I don’t know anyone. This would be a great help because just as we can’t tell anyone’s safer sex status just by looking at them, we can’t tell someone’s personality just by looking at them. You may think…