My wife is a gusher.

And I don’t mean she squirts a little bit. I’ve been with girls who squirt a little bit. Sometimes I wind up squirting more than them. But Marilyn is different. I’ve never seen anyone do what she does. Neither have our friends. We’re all sort of amazed at watching her go. When we go to people’s houses for the first time, I’ll tell them to have towels ready. They’ll laugh and say no problem, but then when we arrive, we’ll find them with one, maybe two towels.