Ever since I was little I’ve always enjoyed taking bubble baths. Washing up was always time for fun and I got to play with all my bath time toys. Today I still enjoy them, probably much more than I ever have, too. My toys have also changed. One toy that I choose to play with over any other is the Tulip Teaser. It was one of the first toys I ever bought, and I picked it because I thought it looked simple, non-threatening, and it was waterproof. I was totally up for trying a new toy for the tub and I’m so happy I decided to get it.

First and foremost, like any silicone toy, this baby is SOFT and smooth. It’s shaped sort of like a fat bent finger, with a base that flairs out in two curved directions to keep the G-Rider in place. The front flair has little nubs on it for stimulation of the perineum while the back is a “handle for manual intervention” but I personally couldn’t get a real grip on it.