Hands on with my Bad Dragon Tentacle Dildo

Monday heralded the long-awaited arrival of my Bad Dragon Tentacle Dildo. I was surprised how much I was looking forward to this toy. I never imagined when we originally found Bad Dragon as a link from another site that we would eventually own one. We weren’t sold on the idea right away. I remember glancing over at Ronin's laptop when I heard him chortling over a website. There was some sort of cartoon dragon lounging across the screen. In my response to “What’s that?” he turned so I could see that the dragon was sporting quite a package.

We spent the next couple of minutes giggling while clicking through the illustrations of seductively posed mythological beasts all with gigantic cum dripping cocks. Oh, and the one girl. He next noticed the “shop online” link and just had to click. Now we had a gallery of dildos in a wide variety of shapes and colors with a couple of Fleshlight style strokers. We loved that each link showed us not only the intricate toy but also a little adventure story along side an illustration of the well-endowed main character.

Then I started looking at the shapes. They were intricate with bumps and ridges that made me pause and wonder if that would feel really good. The search got more serious as we looked at dildos like Anthrodragon and Ridgeback. Each toy came in different colors, sizes and stiffness. Then we noticed the ones with the tubes. What is that?! Cum tubes!? Hmmmm. The dildos with cum tubes were out of our price range but they looked like fun and they all came with cum lube. Lube that looks like really cum, how intriguing!

After we looked at a majority of the site we wanted to get one but not quite sure about such an unusual product. Ronin suggested I ask the twitterverse. I was a bit hesitant to tweet for toy advice but I did anyway. I was surprised to find out that it had been a topic of conversation among the Swingset crew but no one had any info. So I went back online and dug in deep. I found out they use one of those fancy new 3D printers with 3D software, their product is high quality silicone and they catered to furries. I read tons of product reviews and found out about the recent death of one their founders. I also found their Toypics site with Bad Dragon CEO Varka himself using some of the most massive toys I have every seen.

I decided to just go for it and order one. We went back to the product page but choosing was tough. I also needed to factor in price. I initially looked at the more human looking dildos but I kept going back to the Tentacle Dildo. Tentacle sex is a popular theme in anime so I thought it would be a fun fantasy. That and the curve with the raised suction cups along the side looked like it would feel really good. We went with the medium size, dark blue, medium firmness. Also, each furry identifies with a specific animal or species so it was required to pick a “species.” I picked cat because some of my favorite anime characters are cat girls. Might as well stick with the anime theme. Well, that and cat girls are always sexy.

The toys are custom-made to order so I basically sat in a long queue awaiting manufacture, a seven week wait in total. My toy arrived in what looked like a terribly small box. I couldn’t wait until the end of the day so I brought it into our home office and excitedly opened the box. Inside wrapped in purple gift tissue was the container of cum lube I ordered with the toy, a sample disk with the Bad Dragon logo on it and the tentacle curled up and wrapped in plastic. I pulled it out of the box and marveled as its weight. This toy had some heft to it. The base was wider than I expected too. I couldn’t wait until later to try it.

Later Ronin and I took out the toy and settled into bed for some playtime. First we tried the cum lube. It definitely lived up to its name. It looked like real cum but the consistency was a little different. It was extremely viscous creating long strings that would trail from your fingers and from the bottle opening. It looked great dripping down the toy and looks very lifelike when it drips on you. Glad we decided to try it. I usually prefer Ronin to use the toy on me but he really just wanted to watch with this one.

I started by trying the raised suckers on the outside first. I rubbed the entire length of the tentacle over my clit. That felt amazing! I worked it back and forth, slowly at first, gradually pressing it harder and harder against me. The toy is in an S shaped curve with a small tapered head. This head would almost nestle in when I would draw the suckered length across my clit towards me. On one of those strokes I angle the head inside. It’s small size made it easy to slip in with each stroke. I was again surprised how good it felt both inside and out. I didn’t think the smaller head would do very much but there was something about the shape and angle that hit all the right spots. Its tip is curved inward with a raised area on the front. The suckers start at the base of the head and continue downward.

I worked the toy in and out of me and found the head pressed against my g-spot in all the right ways. Between that and the suckers working their magic both inside and out I found myself thrusting it with more fervor. I had a few mini orgasms but still needed that big one. I decided I just had to ride it. We figured out a way to get it raised enough and I straddled the tentacle. Ronin got quite a show. Again it rubbed everything in all the right ways. More mini orgasms followed by a big one. Ronin knew I wasn’t done, though. I’m multi-orgasmic so he knew I could keep going and just cum harder and harder. The toy slipped out as I recovered so I resumed using it on the outside. At this angle we realized the tip was now stroking my ass in a really nice way. Ronin took the toy, got behind me and worked it back and forth. I was so wet at this point it slid over me effortlessly.

Then he put it in my ass. I shouldn’t be surprised that this toy was perfectly designed for anal sex after watching those Toyvids. The shape and texture was mind-blowing. Ronin worked it, thrusting deeper and deeper. Even he was surprised how much I was enjoying this. I had a massive orgasm that really surprised me then just collapsed. I was spent. I lay panting and mewling in the bed while Ronin sat stunned. The quote of the evening from Ronin was “You are not going to believe how much of this toy you had in your ass.” Apparently, he had the whole thing in there. I can’t always take deep anal penetration so this amazed both of us. I also don’t always orgasm anally but I did this time. A very satisfying new toy!

The general consensus is that it’s an amazing toy and money well spent. I’d like to try another one, maybe something like The Ridgeback or The Seadragon. Next time, I’ll forgo the custom-made item and just grab a “flop” or one of the mass-produced toys when they come up for “adoption.” They may have a few flaws or simply a color they choose but you save in the long run both in time and money. “Adoptions” don’t happen on a regular basis so I have to wait for the next one. They are good about tweeting when they’re going to add new adoptions to the website. I’m glad I got over my initial apprehension. It’s not really about indulging in some anthropomorphic fantasy but more about the right combination of shape and angle. Nothing wrong with a good time with a bad dragon every once in a while.