Review: Pirates’ Pendant Vibe


At first glance the Pirates Pendant Vibe didn't impress me at all. It looked like a whistle or something you would play with as a kid. A fake shiny metal peanut shaped bullet vibe hanging on a pull chain. Didn't look like something I would be interested in using with its Pirates theme from the popular DVD.

It did seem very powerful though. I played around with its speed settings some and it was quite a strong kick for something this size. That was something that pulled me in a little more and I thought I'd give it a whirl.

When I had it in my hand it was rather comfortable and the textured design and curvy shape helped me get a good grip on the vibe. As I applied it to my clit I jumped off the bed a little. That little Pirates Pendant Vibe had a lot of oomph that I wasn't expecting. After that I needed to work it around and find that perfect spot. Seemed like the very tiny point was hard for me to keep still on my clit. So I increased the speed to see if that would do anything and actually got me to cum after a short while.  I was pleasantly surprised, and it was a good feeling.

I did try out its three other pulsing speeds and they seemed very powerful, but they just weren't for me.  I liked that I could change the speeds and vibration up. Must bullet toys don't have that feature. Usually only the on/off button and thats it.

The chain was something that was somewhat annoying when I was playing though as it kept hitting the vibe and making this clicking, buzzing noise. I would move it and it would go away, but I think the chain just gets in the way and should be removed when playing.

After I was done playing and cleaned the Pirates Pendant Vibe, which is also splash proof, I thought I would have a little fun and wear it around my neck. It felt really sexy having it hang in between my breasts, hopping and bopping.

I didn't think I would have enjoy this vibe as much as I did. It was easy and simple to use, but I wouldn't use it as an everyday bullet vibe. It's a cute gift you could give out as a party favor, though. The Pirates Pendant Vibe did live up to it's name and features and I was very impressed with that.

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