Review: The Tulip Teaser (aka Bathtime Fun)


Ever since I was little I've always enjoyed taking bubble baths. Washing up was always time for fun and I got to play with all my bath time toys. Today I still enjoy them, probably much more than I ever have, too. My toys have also changed. One toy that I choose to play with over any other is the Tulip Teaser. It was one of the first toys I ever bought, and I picked it because I thought it looked simple, non-threatening, and it was waterproof. I was totally up for trying a new toy for the tub and I'm so happy I decided to get it.

The Tulip Teaser is a battery powered bullet toy with a silicone sleeve shaped like a tulip. It has 4 stimulating vibration settings to get you wildly aroused. The tulip sleeve can also be removed so it can be used as just the bullet which is what I really enjoy about it. It's been a few years since I first used the toy so I can't really remember what I felt about it, but I know my experiences now are so much better.

Every night I'm going to take a bath I use the Tulip. I run the hot steamy water and pour in the bubble bath in. Once in the tub I turn on the Tulip to setting 2 and off I go! The Tulip has intense clitoral simulation without or without the sleeve on, but I generally like it without the sleeve. It always find my special spot on my clit almost immediately. I start on 2 and gradually get to setting 4 before exploding all over myself. It's soft & sensual one moment then increases it's power and it totally overwelms me. My heart starts beating faster and faster and I know that it's going to get me to cum really hard because it ALWAYS does. I've never had a toy this small and simple pleasure me so heavily before. I come back to it night after night.

Simply incredible.

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