Review: Slap Happy Baton by Pipedream


Pipedream's Slap Happy BatonI love a nice hard slap to the ass. I know not everyone does, but for those of you who do I suggest you try Pipedream's Slap Happy Baton. It was the perfect instrument to use for getting slapped on the ass. Either if you like one whack or so hard your ass turns bright red you have the best tool to get you there.

The Slap Happy Baton is a bamboo flogger that makes you beg for more. It has a firm brown handle with string to wrap around your wrist to keep close to your finger tips. The Baton has two evenly split pieces of  wood that are cleverly spread apart enough that they slap against each other and vibrate.

I couldn't wait to have this baton whipped across my ass. I was fortunate enough to have it used on me recently and had the time of my life. One of my favorite girlfriends stood behind me holding the Slap Happy Baton in one hand, slamming the split bamboo against her other. The sound of the wood hitting  her hand made me tremble and my ass get warm and rosy. I was ready for my punishment.

Before the wood ever touched my bare behind I had cum dripping down my leg. The anticipation was such a thrill, getting me super excited. Without warning she slapped the baton across my bare ass. The baton itself gave the perfect amount of pressure and didn't sting once. It was so strong and powerful. I wanted more! She slapped it against my skin and again I was dripping with cum all over my leg and could feel my ass was warming up to the baton. This was the best beating. All the excitement and pain I was looking for.

It was an irressitable feeling! After repeated hits to both my but cheeks, my ass was a nice shade of cherry red. I was feeling pain, but wasn't hurting or in agony. Plus he slapping wood was totally intoxicating. I was craving more hits and getting a thrill from her hitting my sweet tush. I knew she was getting a kick out of using the baton on me from the cute little grin on her face. We both had completely enjoyed what the baton had done to me. This was so much fun! I was quivering hours later and couldn't wait for my next time with baton.

I had an absolutely gratifying experience! I think anyone looking for a trembling good time and love the sensation of your bare ass getting hit definitely should try out the Slap Happy Baton. Has all the pain and pleasure any guy or gal can ask for.

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1 Comment

  1. danceswithprozac on

    you'd never know it has space between two pieces of wood from the photo… glad people write reviews for this shit! sounds like fun

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