A Whole New (anal) World

(flips two cards over, face down)

(picks left card)

“#&$*”

Ok, looks I drew the “start blog with terrible pun” card.

So I've been sitting on a review of a couple of very interesting male g-spot massagers.

(pause)

Mainly because I want to rate these massagers very highly, but at the same time I did not enjoy them.

See, I've never been a fan of anal, receiving never, giving, done it, but never been a fan. I have nothing against it, it just didn't seem to do anything for me. However, Cooper's been trying all sorts of new toys and enjoying them, so I decided to step out of my comfort zone and try something new.

So I have two male g-spot massagers, the Nexus Glide, and the Nexus Neo. I'll give a proper review of these shortly, but these two were a great introduction to anal play for me. When used with proper water based lubricant, these were easy to use, fairly comfortable to insert, and were very obviously well designed. They stayed in after inserted up to a certain point, had easy to use handles for proper positioning and manipulation, every seemed to be going well.

But I didn't seem to enjoy the process of insertion, or the manipulation of the toys once they were in. I was properly relaxed, properly lubricated, and I believed I'd properly prepared myself before playtime. They however, didn't really do anything for me.

Having anything inside me gave me uncomfortable feelings of bowel movements (though there were obviously none, came out seemingly clean as a whistle), and while an initial insertion did give me a raging hard on for a few minutes, I was never able to replicate it.

I believe this is a case of “I'm doing it wrong”. I'm going to keep at it, ask for and hopefully receive some great advice on use, and chase that anal rainbow.  So, speak up! Give me some suggestions, how can I use these male g-spot massagers properly? Anything from proper insertion, to playful manipulation, I'm willing to listen!